Cat Butt Slate Coaster, Engraved Barware for Pet Lovers, Rude Home Accent, cat butt humor

$12.00+



Good morning. The cat has decided you needed to see this.

If you live with a cat, you already know: personal boundaries are more of a suggestion.

This engraved slate coaster celebrates one of the most universal parts of cat ownership, the completely unnecessary, completely unavoidable cat butt presentation.

Featuring a tail-up cat design engraved into natural slate, this coaster makes a funny little addition to a coffee table, desk, office, bar, or anywhere else your cat has already claimed as its own. It works as cat cafe decor or a drink coaster at home.

DETAILS

Natural slate coaster

Approximately 4" × 4"

Permanently laser engraved

High-contrast cat butt artwork

Designed and engraved by Regal Ape Engraving

Each piece of natural slate has its own texture, edges, and subtle variations

GREAT FOR

Cat mom gifts. Cat dads. Crazy cat people. Coworkers with questionable taste. White elephant gifts. Stocking stuffers. Housewarming gifts. Secret Santa. Or anyone who has ever woken up with a cat's rear end six inches from their face.

NATURAL SLATE

Because these are made from real stone, no two coasters are exactly alike. Small differences in texture, thickness, edge shape, and engraving are part of the material and make each coaster unique.

The design is laser engraved into the slate, not printed or applied as a vinyl decal.

GIFT IDEA

Looking for something inexpensive, funny, and weirdly specific for a cat person?

You found it.

Give them the gift that says, "I understand what you go through every morning." It also makes a funny cat humor gift, or a just because gift for someone who loves cats.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges accepted within 21 days

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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